April Fools – The Westminster Bi-Line

Students compete to see who can sleep the least in new competition: Who’s Awake?

Melanie Zhang, Arts Editor
April 1, 2022

Breaking news: Westminster Messiah to become optional starting next school year

Aanya Chaganthi, News Editor
April 1, 2022

Westminster pilot program to replace traffic agents with mental health professionals

Norah Lascar, Arts Editor
April 1, 2022

Westminster to remove seal on Pressly Patio in order to improve the graduation rate

James Rhee, Sports Editor
April 1, 2022

Stipends available in exchange for photos of juniors parking at the deck

Sophia Rackliffe, Opinions Editor
April 1, 2022

Westminster to offer trash can naming rights as a new philanthropic incentive

Austin Reiner, Sports Editor
April 1, 2022

Westminster blows construction budget, forced to merge with Lovett

Riley Sager, Sports Editor
April 1, 2022

Westminster takes laptops from students who did not complete the update

Nishka Bahl, News Editor
April 1, 2022

Junior honors biology fish project suspended indefinitely after bioengineering disaster

Eleanor Knight, Opinions Editor
April 1, 2022

Westminster introduces 200 new phases of construction

Khushi Niyyar, Co-Editor-in-Chief
April 1, 2022

Westminster Chamber Orchestra to dissolve after the retirement of concertmaster Tobias Liu

Kelsey Li, Arts Editor
April 1, 2022

Westminster requires all seniors to repeat final year in the Upper School

Sarah Street, Co-editor-in-chief
April 9, 2021

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