Charlie Benedict is a junior who has become an Opinions Editor through a mysterious Swiss bank account, manipulation, and extortion. When he is not prowling through Goodwill looking for items to resell on eBay, contemplating the best way to embarrass Freshman reporters, researching Sub-Saharan dictators, or investigating Mormon cults, he can be found protesting culturally insensitive sushi while reading Vox articles. Aside from studying the Slovakian economy, attempting to establish an unrivaled Ponzi scheme, or complaining about teachers, Charlie enjoys residing on the Service Corps Grants Team, and working at his deliriously hectic Chick Fil-A location, pontificating at length about the ignorance of the masses.