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- Westminster Arts Department to Introduce a Doomscrolling-Inspired Blake Center Arts Display
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- Malone Dining Hall to Start Serving Lunches Family Style
- Westminster Athletics To Introduce Varsity Ice Skating with Alysa Liu as Head Coach
- New Frozen Yogurt Shop to Open in Blake Center
- Pressly Hall to be turned into new 11,000 square-foot innovation space
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