Hi. Most people call me Klara but you can call me tonight! …You don’t know me? Oh, let me introduce myself. I’m Klara, pronounced Klar like car and ra like rug. It’s okay if you can’t pronounce it though. A lot of people just give me nicknames instead. Some of my favorites include Claire, Kleruh, Clorox, and Corolla. Do you sport? No? Cool! Me neither, unless you count running around in loops, panting deliriously, with a bunch of other sweaty people as it. I’m really just the junior who edits the sports articles. The only cardio I ever really do is the daily strenuous keyboard finger workout. Anyway, it was nice talking to you. Hopefully, we can do this again sometime soon. Give me a call.