William Denning , Columnist

William Denning is a rising senior at the Westminster Schools who undermines capitalism through student government and mock trial. He wears socks most of the time, but not all the time, and is 18, so he can drive past curfew. He doesn't like to use Twitter, because 140 characters is a far too short of a timespan to be in the spotlight. William is thrilled to have a column in the Bi-Line, so he can have another platform to barrage his abrasive personality. He likes most pets and stress eats Big Macs on an obscene basis.

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