William Denning is a rising senior at the Westminster Schools who undermines capitalism through student government and mock trial. He wears socks most of the time, but not all the time, and is 18, so he can drive past curfew. He doesn't like to use Twitter, because 140 characters is a far too short of a timespan to be in the spotlight. William is thrilled to have a column in the Bi-Line, so he can have another platform to barrage his abrasive personality. He likes most pets and stress eats Big Macs on an obscene basis.

William Denning , Columnist

May 13, 2016
I’m not a narcissist, I’m just better (Story)
Jan 29, 2016
Self-help and the regimen of creative living (Story)
Dec 11, 2015
Suburban happiness (Story)
Oct 30, 2015
When busy schedules collide (Story)
Sep 25, 2015
Full House (of Representatives) (Story)
William Denning